Five Constipated Men in the Bible, who are they?
A. B.
C. D.
E. Match the line from the song with the picture: 

____ a. Cain, he wasn't able 

____ b. Moses, he took two tablets 

____ c. Samson, he brought the house down 

____ d. Aslaam, he couldn't get his ass to move 

____ e. Solomon, he sat for 40 years 

This quiz isn't too tough; we tested it on a flat-pick guitar player. 

To hear the song buy the Carp Camp CD: "Best From Carp Camp, Sad But True," they still have a lot of them for sale.

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